Sitting Bill says:
A dwarf comes to the gas station.
Dwarf: Give me one drop of oil and two drops of gas.
Gas station guy: And what about a little fart to your tires?
Other sitting people say:
Fun shifts into high gear with the colorful Race Car Rocker. The lightweight frame provides a sturdy and safe place for your child to sit. Hand-carved detailing and colorful designs bring the racing theme to life. Easy to assemble the durable rocker provides years of use to children of all ages.
Guidecraft was founded in 1964 in a small woodshop producing 10 items. Today Guidecraft’s line includes over 160 educational toys and furnishings. The company’s size has changed but their mission remains the same; stay true to the tradition of smart beautifully crafted wood products which allow children’s minds and imaginations room to truly wonder and grow.
Guidecraft plans to continue far into the future what they do best while always giving our loyal customers what they have come to expect: expert quality excellent service and an ever-growing collection of creativity-inspiring products for children.
And what do you say?
Let us know. Don’t let Sitting Bill sit alone…
