Sofa and Loveseat…

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Race Car Rocker

By Sitting Bill • Apr 4th, 2008 • Category: Indoor Childrens Chairs, Kids Furniture, Rocking Chairs

Sitting Bill says:
A dwarf comes to the gas station.
Dwarf: Give me one drop of oil and two drops of gas.
Gas station guy: And what about a little fart to your tires?

Other sitting people say:
Fun shifts into high gear with the colorful Race Car Rocker. The lightweight frame provides a sturdy and safe place for your […]



Disney Princess Side Table

By Sitting Bill • Apr 4th, 2008 • Category: Adirondack Sets

Sitting Bill says:
Can I eat it?
Other sitting people say:
Your little princess needs a suitable spot to place her crown and jewels and this Disney Princess Side Table will definitely do the job. This flower-adorned table is perfectly sized for playtime fun and will do well to accompany your child’s colorfully vivid fairytale dreams. Match this […]



Simmons Canyon Microsuede Chair and a Half

By Sitting Bill • Apr 4th, 2008 • Category: Club Chairs

Sitting Bill says:
The younger brother in the front must be the black sheep of the family…
Other sitting people say:
Curl up with a good book next to a sunny window in the Canyon Chair and a Half. A cross between a loveseat and a chair this chair and a half is covered in durable fabric that […]



Telescope 30 Inch Celebrity Heavyweave Mesh Director Chair

By Sitting Bill • Apr 4th, 2008 • Category: Bar Chairs

Sitting Bill says:
I have never seen a 30 inch celebrity. My maximum was like 27…
Other sitting people say:
From the office to outdoors, the 30 Inch Telescope Celebrity Heavyweave Mesh Director Chair can go anywhere! Soundly constructed in the U.S.A., using the finest solid hardwood, this chair features sturdy straight legs and a clean appearance. Compared […]



Lakeland Black Slat Back Rocker

By Sitting Bill • Apr 4th, 2008 • Category: Rocking Chairs

Sitting Bill says:
Where is grandma?
Other sitting people say:
The comfort of the Lakeland Black Slat Back Rocker is just what you need when you’re rocking your baby to sleep or taking a break after a long day. Designed from durable hardwoods this rocker’s curved seat and straight-slatted back provides firm support. Wide armrests and generous seating […]



Ramsgate Strap Adjustable Chaise Lounge

By Sitting Bill • Apr 4th, 2008 • Category: Outdoor Chaise Lounges

Sitting Bill says:
Perfect for your prison…
Other sitting people say:
Relax in style in one of the best designs of the season. Unprecedented comfort paired with uncompromising craftsmanship make the Ramsgate Strap Adjustable Chaise Lounge a real deal. Each of these durable chaise lounges is made to order. A woven vinyl strap seat combined with a tubular […]



Oak Beach Lounge Chair

By Sitting Bill • Apr 4th, 2008 • Category: Beach Chairs

Sitting Bill says:
Is that a shark over there?
Other sitting people say:
Resort-quality relaxation! This beautiful Oak Beach Lounge Chair is designed and handcrafted with strength safety beauty and longevity in mind. This beach chair features four reclining positions an attachable leg rest and a durable Sunbrella fabric seat! The solid oak wood frame is finished with […]



Tango Chaise Lounge

By Sitting Bill • Apr 4th, 2008 • Category: Chaise Lounges

Sitting Bill says:
This reminds me of hot dog…
Other sitting people say:

Kiln-dried hardwood frame for durability
Easy to clean Microsuede fabric
1.9 pound density polyfoam will keep shape for years
The Tango Chaise Lounge is featured in the Montreal Cream color with the Right Arm Side option
Many upholstery color choices
Single-piece seatback

Dramatically curved. Displaying a variation on the retro kidney-shaped […]



Brevin Club Chair

By Sitting Bill • Mar 26th, 2008 • Category: Leather Club Chairs

Sitting Bill says:
This is the funniest cigar Sitting Bill has ever seen…
Other sitting people say:
Why is the Brevin Club Chair the ultimate in comfort? Here are several answers:

Super soft padding;
Rich supple leather for the ultimate comfort;
Reinforced steel legs;
Rolled back and arms for unbelievable comfort;
Durable Asian Hardwood Frame.

When you want a chair for your home for […]



Pine Adirondack Gift Set

By Sitting Bill • Mar 20th, 2008 • Category: Adirondack Ottomans, Adirondack Sets

Sitting Bill says:
No joke, no food.
Young mosquito tell to his mother:
Mom, I want go to opera tonight.
No way.
I want, I want.
Ok but promise to be cautious… By applause…
Other sitting people say:
This quality built Pine Adirondack set is not only incredibly beautiful but also quite affordable. Anyone would enjoy receiving this Adirondack chair and ottoman set […]